My boyfriend is so hot.
What’s up, buttercup?why do i even bother?
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WHERE IS EVERYONEEEEE I’M OFF AND NO ONE WANTS TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH MEEEEEE.
Oh my God how did you even.
Still amazed he allowed me to take pictures of him with a clean face.
These is minee.
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Miley wanted me to write a song about her.
So I did.
Here’s a little song for my one and only. She’s the one I want, yeah, she’s the one fo’ me. Ever since I met her, never been lonely. Yeah, she flipped my switch, an’ I was gone. My friends all say I never hang out, no, they never see me anymore. But when I’m with her, there ain’t no doubt she’s everything I’m lookin’ for.
Said I can’t help myself. I’m in love with the girl, with the girl, who’s screamin’ from the rooftops all over the world, now. I can’t help myself. I’m in love with the girl, with the girl, who’s screamin’ from the rooftops all over the world.
‘cause she’s the kinda girl y’never get over. Give ‘er all I got, yeah, this is what I told ‘er: “You gimme crazy love, crazy love. I can’ get enough, get enough.” She’s got my t-shirt on, a sleepy smile, and walks into the kitchen. She’s so beautiful in the mornin’ light—I had ‘a stop and check my vision.
;)
Note, none of this happened. Minus the t-shirt bit, and that was when she came over to my house after a dance she went to where her boyfriend stood her up and she was upset and she didn’t want to go home because she didn’t want to talk about it. So I let her crash at my house, but I couldn’t let her sleep in an evening gown so I let her wear my clothes but she’s tiny so it was funny.
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DJKAFL;JADKLFJIEWOAUFJDKLSFVDK;LASVJKLADHTFDKJASLF AOH MY FUCKING GOD YES MY BABIES ARE GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP I’M SO PROUD OF THEM I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW AMAZING THEY DID THIS YEAR MY BABIES I’M SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH MARTIN BRODEUR YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HENRIQUE YOU FUCKING LEGEND YOU ARE THE REASON WE ARE GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS.
…uh.
Hello, dead dash.
Y u ppl no online
Me be partying.
Who needs parties when you have the internet.
